“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed get along with the voices inside of my head”
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
“I did no homework over the break and I hate myself”
My coworker’s extremely accurate 11-word summary of this week and my entire university career (via katherinethegray)
At this point, I’ve got nothing left to lose. GOING FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING GOLD.
I WILL FUCKING OWN YOU FINALS.
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box.
“If anyone else were to kiss me, all they would taste is your name.”
Clementine von Radics (via jailor)